There's this Christian music fest near Harrisburg, PA and they bring me in to MC the HM stage. I don't just introduce bands. I think all the downtime between bands is boring, so I kinda just get up there and yap with 2,000 people. The audience shouts stuff up and we just talk about whatever. For some reason someone put up video of a little of this. It's a little unintelligible at first, but then someone asks me to block out the sun, then we call upon Michael Phelps to help us.
Conrad has the scariest looking Blue Jay living in his back yard. It literally looks like a zombie Blue Jay. I'll try to take a picture. Stay tuned for this exciting breaking news.